Do You Know The Way to (SES) San Jose

As it turns out I have a spared full pass to SES San Jose. One of my team mates couldn’t make it.

So, anybody who’s been procrastinating rejoice! You’ll have to sport the brand of my friend Mike Jansma’s online jewelry store Gem Affair. They have a great selection of birthstone jewelry

by the way.

Since we bought way ahead in bulk we only paid $850 or so, and so for you (because I like you) I’ll happily give it up for $500.00.

Yes, that’s less than a third of the going rate. What a bargain!

PrivateLinksBuilder.com (Peter Cogan) Thinks I'm A Plastic Surgeon

Private Links Builder is trying to help me rank better for Plastic Surgeons New Orleans. I’m highlighting some particularly amusing stuff.

These are actually pretty good from a sales perspective. What they lack is any kind of real preparation and review.

See also: Links Hog and High Web Rank

Subject: I visited your searchinfluence.com site and had a question

I was looking at websites under the keyword plastic surgeons new orleans and came across your site searchinfluence.com. I see that you’re ranked #10 on page 5 in google.

Another SEO that sucks

I got this email from a friend and web designer. It’s no wonder SEO sometimes gets a bad name. I do wish my conscience would allow me to include the redacted points but you get the point.

Subject: Another SEO that sucks

http://www.XXXXXXXX.com/

They claim to rank #4 for XXXXXXXX on their web site…

They are XXXXXXXX’s SEO (remember he is an Olesen friend/LJCSC competitor).

Dr. XXXXXXXX isn’t ranking well is he? www.XXXXXXXX.com